— You were ogling.
— Ogling? Ogling? Let me ask you something. When you go into the store to buy something like that, what do you say to the clerk? "Give me that outfit
so nobody'll look at me"?
— No, I like people looking. Just not you.
— If it makes you feel any better, you're not my type.
— Oh, good. Why?
— Why?
— Yeah. You know, I'm making conversation. Why?
— You talk too much. You're opinionated. You're stubborn, sarcastic and stuck-up. Your ass is too narrow, and your tits are too small.
— Hey, you wanna know why you're not my type?
— Nope.