— I say it was Divine Providence what escaped us from jail.
— And I say it was me being clever. Ain't that right, poochie?
— Well, how'd you know it weren't Divine Providence what inspired you to be clever? Anyways, I ain't stealing no ship.
— It ain't stealing. It's salvaging. And since when did you care?
— Since we're not immortal no more. We gotta take care of our immortal souls.
— You know you can't read.
— It's the Bible. You get credit for trying.
— Pretending to read the Bible's a lie. That's a mark against...

- I say it was Divine Providence what escaped us from jail.
- And I say it was me being clever. Ain't that right, poochie?
- Well, how'd you know it weren't Divine Providence what inspired you to be clever? Anyways, I ain't stealing no ship.
- It ain't stealing. It's salvaging. And since when did you care?
- Since we're not immortal no more. We gotta take care of our immortal souls.
- You know you can't read.
- It's the Bible. You get credit for trying.
- Pretending to read the Bible's a lie. That's a mark against...
- I say it was Divine Providence what escaped us from jail.
- And I say it was me being clever. Ain't that right, poochie?
- Well, how'd you know it weren't Divine Providence what inspired you to be clever? Anyways, I ain't stealing no ship.
- It ain't stealing. It's salvaging. And since when did you care?
- Since we're not immortal no more. We gotta take care of our immortal souls.
- You know you can't read.
- It's the Bible. You get credit for trying.
- Pretending to read the Bible's a lie. That's a mark against...
- I say it was Divine Providence what escaped us from jail.
- And I say it was me being clever. Ain't that right, poochie?
- Well, how'd you know it weren't Divine Providence what inspired you to be clever? Anyways, I ain't stealing no ship.
- It ain't stealing. It's salvaging. And since when did you care?
- Since we're not immortal no more. We gotta take care of our immortal souls.
- You know you can't read.
- It's the Bible. You get credit for trying.
- Pretending to read the Bible's a lie. That's a mark against...
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