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— Remember, you're being punished. So, no TV, no computer, no GameBoy. Charlie, I need you to be my eyes and ears.
— Okay, but you have to be my liver and prostate.

Alan to Jake and Charlie
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Two and a Half Men
2003
100 quotes
Season 1
Episode 2
Charlie Harper
60 quotes
Alan Harper
42 quotes
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