— The Dutchman must have a captain.
— Well, that's even more than less than unhelpful.
— Sail the seas for eternity.
— I love the sea.
— What about port?
— I prefer rum. Rum's good.
— Making port. Where we can get rum and salty wenches once every ten years.
— What did he say'?
— Once every ten years.
— Ten years is a long time, mate.
— Even longer given the deficit of rum.