— Thank you, Dad.
— For what?
— For agreeing with me that popularity is a shallow, superficial thing to pursue.
— No, I don't agree with you.
— What?
— What's wrong with being popular? I loved it. I loved being captain of the football team, president of student council, any girl I wanted.
— Dad, that was Uncle Jimmy.
— So it was. Look, the problem is that it's the popular girls the popular boys wanna have S-E-X with.