Wheeler Walker Jr

Without me here this place is screwed
Y'all don't know half the shit I do
You shoulda understood from the get go
I oughta be runnin' this shithole
P.s, I pissed in the coffee pot
Took a big dump in the parking lot
Hid a dildo in the drawer
Kiss my ass
I'm out the door

I'm off to chase my dreams
Crush more pussy than you've ever seen
I guess what I really mean is

– Hey Wheeler, you're late again.
– Good, this fuckin' job sucked a fuckin' dick anyway.

This nine to five can suck my cock
I'd rather eat shit than punch that clock
Monday through Friday is a hassle
Everybody here is an asshole.
Today's the day I grow some balls
Stop jackin' off in the bathroom stall
And blowin' my load in the sink
And tell 'em what I really think