Trouser Minnow

Remember what it used to be like when-
When all we did was eat and f*ck
I let you shave my pussy
You let me, paint your dick.
You were always late for work
You said it didn't matter.
Then after a while,
I guess it — I guess it did start to matter

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men
They take advantage of me
And they'd all wanna use me,
But they're all satisfied now.

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,
They just wanna bust a nut.
I hate it when they use me
They have such little dicks.

I'm really drunk
There's nobody over
Why don't you come by?
You'll like it
You wanna stay up with me?
We can buy a pizza

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,
They just wanna bust a nut.
I hate it when they're on top and
They all have little dicks. I
Think I'll get out of town where-
Where a girl can find some peace of
Maybe move to another country where-
Where men aren't all so sexist.
Maybe if I hide in the closet
Maybe with a bottle of wine
I'll crack you on the noggin' -
We'll have a real wild time!

I swear I didn't say anything
He just followed me in there
It was like, "what the?"
And he just took my shirt up
And we just right, right there on the sink.
I was so drunk I was dizzy,
And she was in the kitchen
While we were downstairs f*cking and she called me A b*tch, and
I tried to tell her it was nothing

I've gotta stop drinkin' around men,
They take advantage of me.
I want all men to use me
For their only satisfaction.