The Transformers

— How much?
— Well, considering the semi-classic nature of the vehicle, with the slick wheels and the custom paint job...
— Yeah, but the paint's faded.
— Yeah, but it's custom.
— It's custom faded?

— So... What'd they get you for?
— I bought a car. Turned out to be an alien robot.

— You know what I don't understand? Why, if he's supposed to be, like, this super-advanced robot, does he transform back into this piece-of-crap Camaro?
(TIRES SCREECHING)
— Fantastic. Now you pissed him off. That car is sensitive. I mean, $4000 just drove off.

No sacrifice, no victory!

— Humans don't deserve to live.
— They deserve to choose for themselves.