— I can't see anything. — Use your open eye, Frank. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lt. Frank DrebinTed OlsenEyesFunny Quotes
— That's my policy. When I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. — That was a Shakespeare in the Park production of Julius Caesar, you moron! Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lt. Frank DrebinMayor Lillian BarkleyFunny Quotes
— What about Nordberg? — Doctors say he's got a 50-50 chance of living. Though there's only a 10% chance of that. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Lt. Frank DrebinCapt. Ed HockenFunny Quotes
Mrs Nordberg, l think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent? Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment DoctorFunny Quotes