— Gentlemen... To England. — To mankind. — To Manchester United. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share 28 comments Simon (Rapson's colleague)Terry RapsonDennis (Rapson's colleague)
— Yeah, you think they'll come get us? — Not likely. Luckily we've got our own genny, enough tea and biscuits to sink a ship. Oh, we'll be fine. As long as the loo doesn't back up again. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Dennis (Rapson's colleague)Terry RapsonSurvivalFunny Quotes
Everything I've ever cared about, everything I've worked for... has all been preparation for a future that no longer exists. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Laura ChapmanFuture
I just... I just wish I could have seen him grow up. You know? The important thing is he will grow up. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Simon (Rapson's colleague)Terry RapsonLifeFuture
— Friedrich Nietzsche? We can't burn Nietzsche. He was the most important thinker of the 19th century. — Please. He was a chauvinist pig in love with his sister. — He was not a chauvinist pig. — But he was in love with his sister. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Jeremy (man in the library)Elsa (woman in the Library)Sarcastic Quotes
— Frank! Are you all right? — I'm fine. I just dropped in to do a little shopping. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Jack HallFrank Harris
— Ridiculous. How can he fail you for being smarter than he is? — That's what I said. — You did? How'd he take it? — He flunked me, remember? Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Jack HallSam HallSarcastic Quotes