Sleeper (1973)

That noise. Didn't you hear anything? Are there any strange animals that I should know about here? Anything futuristic, like with the body of a crab and the head of a social worker?

Oh, my God. I beat a man insensible with a strawberry.

I can't believe this. My doctor said I'd be up and on my feet in five days. He was off by 199 years.

I always felt that to really play jazz, you had to be black. I'm just a mulatto.

I am a renowned poet. I sell 20 to 30 poems a week, plus greeting cards.