Scary Movie 3

— It's just a feeling I've been having since the news about the aliens. Something's not right.
— I know what you mean. Like that feeling that something's not right.

I have a dream — to have a dream.

— For real. And here's the 6-1-1 on that.
— That's phone repair. You mean 4-1-1.

— If only God had taken us instead of our daughter.
— And knowing your Brenda like I did, I'd say she wishes the same thing.

— People want human-interest stories, like the one you did yesterday.
— The report on breast augmentation? It was just ten minutes of topless women. I mean, come on. Why are these so interesting? For God's sake! People don't care about this. They want hard-hitting stories and in-depth coverage and... And...
— And twins!

— I'm sorry, dude.
— Don't call me dude. I'm not a stoner anymore, not since...