— Does he climb into your pants five times a day? — Is that what you wanna hear? — Not really. I'd like to know it was me. — The only way you'll ever end up lying next to me is if we're run down by the same car. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Max KellerMoniqueSarcastic Quotes
— You know what I like about bedrooms? — No. What? — You almost always find a bed in there. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Mark Kaminsky / Joseph P. BrennerMoniqueFunny Quotes
There's 50 cops in that building any hour of the day. How you gonna get 'em outta there? Give 'em tickets to the ball game? Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment Max KellerSarcastic Quotes