As you're aware, when two hunters go after the same prey they usually end up shooting each other in the back. Douglas Mortimer Sarcastic Quotes
— Then one day something happened. Made life very precious to me. — What's that? Or is the question indiscreet? — No. The question isn't indiscreet. But the answer could be. Douglas Mortimer «Monco» Ironic Quotes
— 10,000, 12,000, 15, 16, 17, 22... 22. 27. — Any trouble, boy? — No, old man. Thought I was having trouble with my adding. It's all right now. «Monco» Douglas Mortimer
— I'm looking for a first-class bank. — Oh, but exactly. — Yeah. The largest and most secure bank in the territory. — Well, Mr. Mortimer, I want to assure you our bank here has everything, all the safeguards you're looking for. — I don't doubt that, but I have a large sum to deposit. Now, suppose I'm a bandit. — A bandit? — A very dangerous bandit with a gang of killers. Now what would be the most impossible bank for me to rob? — In your case, the one bank I would suggest is the Bank of El Paso. Not even Indio would dare to attack that one. It's not a bank. It's a fortress there. — What time's the next train for El Paso? — 11:30. I'll telegraph to my colleague in the Bank of El Paso that you're going to arrive. — Thanks. Douglas Mortimer bank worker
— There seems to be a family resemblance. Here. — Naturally, between brother and sister. — My gun. — My boy, you've become rich. — You mean we've become rich, old man. — No, it's all for you. I think you deserve it. — What about our partnership? — Maybe next time. «Monco» Douglas Mortimer
— Tell me, isn't a sheriff supposed to be courageous, loyal, and above all, honest? — Yeah, that he is. — I think you people need a new sheriff. «Monco» Sheriff
And besides, the presence of a safe alone doesn't always signify that there is money inside. El Indio bank Sarcastic Quotes
— And there's a landlady at this one, señor. — Married? — Yes, but she doesn't care. «Monco» The Sacré-Coeur Boy
— Hey, mister, you just can't pull the emergency cord and jump off. Tell me, why'd you stop that train? If you want to get off, you... Well, the railroad company would be mighty pleased to make any arrangements for any passenger if you want to get off here, sir. — I did get off. Thanks. Douglas Mortimer Train conductor Sarcastic Quotes
— That's the bank. As soon as I get some money, I'll put it in. — Well, you're gonna have to earn it first. «Monco» The Sacré-Coeur Boy Sarcastic Quotes
Guy passed by here in person and added on those two zeros. He was spitting mad when he saw what they was offering. He wasn't flattered. He said, «A measly 1,000 bucks for me is much too little. I'm worth a lot more than that.» That's right. He said that, and then he added the zeros on the 1,000. Tucumcari station clerk Ironic Quotes
— You see, the train doesn't stop at Tucumcari. — This train'll stop at Tucumcari. train passenger Douglas Mortimer Sarcastic Quotes