Office Christmas Party

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Office Christmas Party
Year: 
2016
Tagline: 
«Party like your job depends on it.»

When his uptight CEO sister threatens to shut down his branch, the branch manager throws an epic Christmas party in order to land a big client and save the day, but the party gets way out of hand...

Country: 
India, USA
Genres: 
Comedy

— Hey, Meghan? I thought that I have been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt.
— You were serious about that?
— It's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? Are you body-shaming her right now?
— Some people here might find your outfit offensive.
— Well, some people might find your outfit offensive. And really confusing.
— Oh, I thought it was clear. This is a multi-denominational holiday sweater. It has Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the Buddhist day of enlightenment, and Boxing Day on it. Everyone's included!
— Is everyone included? What about, um, what about something for the Satanists?

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- Hey, Meghan? I thought that I have been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt. - You were serious about that? - It's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? Are you body-shaming her right now? - Some people here might find your outfit offensive. - Well, some people might find your outfit offensive. And really confusing. - Oh, I thought it was clear. This is a multi-denominational holiday sweater. It has Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the Buddhist day of enlightenment, and Boxing Day on it. Everyone's included! - Is everyone included? What about, um, what about something for the Satanists?
- Hey, Meghan? I thought that I have been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt. - You were serious about that? - It's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? Are you body-shaming her right now? - Some people here might find your outfit offensive. - Well, some people might find your outfit offensive. And really confusing. - Oh, I thought it was clear. This is a multi-denominational holiday sweater. It has Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the Buddhist day of enlightenment, and Boxing Day on it. Everyone's included! - Is everyone included? What about, um, what about something for the Satanists?
- Hey, Meghan? I thought that I have been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt. - You were serious about that? - It's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? Are you body-shaming her right now? - Some people here might find your outfit offensive. - Well, some people might find your outfit offensive. And really confusing. - Oh, I thought it was clear. This is a multi-denominational holiday sweater. It has Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the Buddhist day of enlightenment, and Boxing Day on it. Everyone's included! - Is everyone included? What about, um, what about something for the Satanists?
- Hey, Meghan? I thought that I have been clear about the number of buttons that can be unbuttoned on a shirt. - You were serious about that? - It's winter. Can we put Dancer and Prancer back in their stable? Are you body-shaming her right now? - Some people here might find your outfit offensive. - Well, some people might find your outfit offensive. And really confusing. - Oh, I thought it was clear. This is a multi-denominational holiday sweater. It has Christmas, Hanukkah, Kwanzaa, the Buddhist day of enlightenment, and Boxing Day on it. Everyone's included! - Is everyone included? What about, um, what about something for the Satanists?
HR-manager
Meghan (company employee)
Jeremy (company employee)
Office
Order
Christmas
Clothes
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