Mujeres al borde de un ataque de nervios

Yesterday... this morning, or even at noon today... we could have. But now it's too late. It's been too late for the past two hours.

— How many men have you had to forget?
— As many as the women you remember.

Learning mechanics is easier than learning male psychology. You can figure out a bike... but you can never figure out a man.

No lady's dangerous if you know how to handle her.

You're a great liar, Dad. That's why I love you.

I didn't want to kill him... just to make him stay.

Don't call me a pain! I'm feeling very vulnerable.

Young people don't know how to fight for things. You think life is all pleasure. Well, it isn't. You have to suffer a lot.

I'd like to lie! The bad thing about my religion is... that we can't.