Keinohrhasen

— Men are jerks and make you unhappy.
— No man in the world can make you happy if you weren't happy already. You have to make yourself happy. It's totally selfish to wait at home, frustrated, expecting someone else to make you happy all the time. And anyway it's normal to be unhappy. I don't run around every day saying, "Life is awesome!" Why does everyone expect to be happy all the time? Sounds nice, but what do you know about relationships? You only want sex. Think I've never had a relationship? That's why I'm alone! It's so difficult to find someone who's got it together and doesn't expect me
to make them happy. And blame me for it when they're not.

Even if women were made of glass, you couldn't see through them.

— Who's shouting?
— I'm watching a Jackie Chan film.

Ludo, you can discuss all you want, but things change. Maybe I sleep with a guy and nothing happens. A one-night stand. Great! If it was good, I keep going back... At some point I think,
maybe he's got more to him. By the fifth time women are in love.

— You've got a knack for finding weirdoes.
— I know. But I have stories to tell, unlike you.