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— You gotta be kidding.
— What?
— You just checked out that girl's butt.
— Who did?
— You did. And it's rude.
— What? Do you think she noticed?
— I noticed.
— Oh, yeah, yeah. I'm just spacy tonight, honey, I'm sorry.

— You are completely obsessed with sex.
— Honey, «obsessed» is a very strong word.
— Oh, yeah? This morning you left the computer on «Cock Gobblers.com».
— I get my weather from that site.