Barbie

To be honest, when I found out the patriarchy wasn't just about horses, I lost interest.

Men hate women and women hate women. It's the one thing we can all agree on.

Barbie has a great day every day, but Ken only has a great day if Barbie looks at him.

I'm a liberated man. I know crying's not weak.

Well, looks like this beach was a little too much beach for you, Ken.

— I've never wanted anything to change.
— Oh, honey, that's life. It's all change.

Humans only have one ending. Ideas live forever.

— Hurry up. The President's here.
— I am! You're welcome!

— Anyone need a Brewski beer?
— What are you doing? You're a doctor!
— I like being a helpful decoration.

Nobody looks like Barbie, except, of course, Barbie.

I also just learned to cry. First, I got one tear and then I got a whole bunch.

We mothers stand still so our daughters can look back and see how far they've come.

— So you're like "Barbie" Barbie? Lake a professional bimbo?
— No. Barbie's not a bimbo. Barbie is a doctor and a lawyer and a senator and a Nobel Prize winner.

She is everything. He is just Ken.