Evan Esar

Character is what you have left when you've lost everything you can lose.

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past.

Think twice before you speak, and then you may be able to say something more insulting than if you spoke right out at once.

Anger is the feeling that makes your mouth work faster than your mind.

Hope is tomorrow's veneer over today's disappointment.

Most new books are forgotten within a year, especially by those who borrow them.