See no evil. Hear no evil. Speak no evil.

People really need somebody they feel superior to. So stay downtrodden.

The only biodiversity we're going to have left, he says, is Coke versus Pepsi.

Smile the way a real smile should look.

We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a time.

All you need to know is this is your face. This is what you think you know best.

The wrong idea could take root and grow inside you.

Everything in heaven is quiet, rubber-soled shoes.

All the sweat and boring effort that goes into creating what looks easy and instant.

I'm not angry. I'm not sad. All I feel anymore is horny.

Nothing else gets your attention. While the inspiration comes, you keep going.

Drugs or overeating or alcohol or sex, it was all just another way to find peace.

Somebody saves your life, and they'll love you forever.

The music and laughter eat away at your thoughts.

Not like death as a sad, downer thing, this was going to be death as a cheery, empowering thing.

Everybody wants to make the world a better place.