Willie Davis

Joe Harding: — So? What's it like?
Albert Garner: — What's what like?
Willie Davis: — Being married, dummy.
Albert Garner: — I don't know how any of this happened. I mean, I don't even remember proposing. I mean, I feel like a raccoon caught in a bear trap with one leg stuck. She's a terrific person. I mean, she's sexy, we get it on. She's a great cook. She likes me the way I am. I don't even like me the way I am. Everything is terrific, but I got to tell you, I'm experiencing this very odd feeling. I think it might be happiness.

— Hey, Willie. How you feeling?
— Partly cloudy, Doc. Partly cloudy.
— Well, I'm not going to lie to you.
— You can. I won't mind.