William Weasley

“Who wrote this? Ah… of course… Rita Skeeter.”
“That woman’s got it in for the Ministry of Magic!” said Percy furiously. “Last week she was saying we’re wasting our time quibbling about cauldron thickness, when we should be stamping out vampires! As if it wasn’t specifically stated in paragraph twelve of the Guidelines for the Treatment of Non-Wizard Part Humans—”
“Do us a favor, Perce,” said Bill, yawning, “and shut up.”