— I thought it would annoy Ron most. But he’s a menace. He’s got more tentacles than a Snarfalump plant.
— Dragon tartar?
— No thank you.
— Just as well. They give one horribly bad breath.
— On second thought — maybe it’ll keep Cormac at bay. Oh no, here he comes!

— Send bill to my account at the hotel!
— Earl?
— Account, with "L" at the end! Who said Earl? This doesn't end here, we do accounts, you can count on it!