— Why do you feel you have to pass for someone with 20/20 vision when you're blind as a bat? — I don't feel I have to pass. — Yes you do. It's a sickness in your brain just like if you were trying to pass for white. — You mean I'm not white? This is a scandal! What do you mean I'm not white? Why didn't you tell me this before? You're my own sister! Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment See No Evil, Hear No EvilAdeleWallace 'Wally' KarueFunny Quotes
— So where's your wife? — I think she's in Cleveland. I haven't seen her for eight years. — Nice lady? — Very nice. Wonderful, warm woman. And then one day, she turned into this amazing creature, who could sit on the end of a broomstick... and take off into the air. Copy quote Mistake in quote? Share Leave a comment See No Evil, Hear No EvilWallace 'Wally' KarueDave LyonsIronic Quotes
