Thom (Nick's friend)

Because that's what everybody wants, Nicky. They don't want a 24-hour hump sesh. They don't wanna be married to you for a hundred years. They just wanna hold your hand.

— You just haven't figured it out yet.
— What?
— It. You know, it, the big picture. I guess not. The Beatles.
— What about them?
— This. Look, other bands, they wanna make it about sex or pain. But, you know, the Beatles, they had it all figured out. "I Wanna Hold Your Hand. " That's the first single. It's F-ing brilliant, right?

— You know how some people like to eat in the same places?
— Yes.
— Okay, Caroline likes to barf in the same places.