— Why are you and morn still together?
— I think as you get older... you... find yourself needing someone to hold accountable for life not turning out exactly as you'd imagined it.

Well, maturity is really just another word for... how much misery you'd swallow.

— What happened to us, Richard?
— What happened to us? Life.

— Why are you wearing sunglasses?
— I have cancer. I'm supposed to wear sunglasses — in unusual places.

May we forever remember that in each and every moment, we are composing the stories of our lives. Let's aim to make it a meaningful read or at least an interesting one, yeah? All right. Cheers.

— Look at it. Jesus Christ, it's a boner. That is a gigantic boner.
— Isn't that your wife's work?
— Yeah, it is. It is. It doesn't mean I don't have an opinion on the matter.

— Tell me, Richard, do you like fish?
— No. I mean to eat sometimes, but outside of that, no. No, I don't.
— I believe men could learn a lot from fish.
— That's the most asinine thing I've ever heard.