Stan Shunpike

— How did he escape?
— Well, that is the Question, is'nt it! He is the first one that done it.

— This bus. Don't the Muggles ever...
— Them! Don' listen properly, do they? Don' look properly either.
— Never notice nuffink, they don't.

— What are you doing down there?
— I fell over.
— What did you fell over for?
— It did not do it on purpose...