Shizuo Heiwajima

— 99% of the time, whenever random violent crap happens, it seems you're somehow involved.
— And you can't have a little faith in that last one percent?

— Listen. Looks can kill.
— Huh?
— There's at least a 0.00000000000000000000675% chance that a curse or a stare can kill someone. So if you glare at someone, you can't complain if they kill you!