Shae (Tyrion's mistress)

Don't trust anybody. Life is safer that way.

— No such that the game works. You should not simply spit out the right answer. You must invent a story about where the ship goes and why.
— Why invent if I know the truth?
— Because the truth is always terrible or tedious.

— My sister wants to hurt me. She'll look for any weakness she can find. She can't know about you.
— I'm the weakness?
— It's a compliment, my lady.
— How is being a weakness a compliment?