Sergeant Max Gallagher

— Nice night. Been real hot lately. Nothing hotter than Chicago in August. It's the humidity that gets to you.
— Humidity. You know, moisture in the air.
— How's it been in Moscow?
— Hot. No moisture.
— Where'd you learn to speak English so well?
— Army. Compulsory training. Language school in Kiev.
— Oh, yeah. That's like as in Chicken Kiev. Yeah, we had that at my sister's wedding.