Scott Langral

— You don't like me, do you?
— Don't flatter yourself. I don't like anybody.
— With that attitude I can see why nobody likes you.
— Oh, come on. People love me. Just ask your wife.

— This is the best offer you'll get.
— Don't get me wrong. It's a dream vacation. I mean, I load up, I go into space, I get inside the maximum-security nuthouse, save the President's daughter if she's not dead already, get past all the psychos who've just woken up. I'm thrilled that you would think of me.

— Again. What happened in that motel room?
— Uh, it was coupon night and I was trampolining your wife.

Harry Shaw: — So there she is. Right in the hornet's nest.
Marion Snow: — Let me know when you've picked up on it, won't you?
Scott Langral: — When I want your opinion, I'm gonna give it to you.
Marion Snow: — Okay.
Scott Langral: — Hey. Picked up on what?
Marion Snow: — Oh, nothing. You know, just that they don't know they've got the President's daughter, that's all.
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Scott Langral: — Hey, Snow. How do you figure that out?
Marion Snow: — Far be it from me to teach you how to suck eggs, but you'd think they might have said something. And they've got her playing doctor. I'm just saying.

— Oh, there you are.
— Oh, yeah. I thought I could smell you coming.
— I'm here to tell you the good news, Snow.
— You're finally getting spayed? Oh, congratulations.

Harry Shaw: — Snow, what's going on?
Marion Snow: — Uh, you know, global warming, some celebrity is getting a boob-job, Congress is screwing the pooch again. You know, same old.
Harry Shaw: — Snow. Come on, man. I mean, what's going on there?
Marion Snow: — Oh, yeah. Well, your wildcat smacked me in the head with a fire extinguisher and locked herself in some room. So she's safe. Send the cavalry.
Scott Langral: — Listen, Snow. You stick to the plan. You better do your job or I'll hit you with a Sherman tank. Got that?
Marion Snow: — A Sherman tank? Yeah, right. Toss my caber, Langral. I've got other things to do.

— I don't like hurting you, Snow.
— Is that why you're having him do it?
— I can have Rupert bludgeon you all night.
— I'm being beaten up by a guy called Rupert?