Rarities trader

It begins on a dark night... where a dark man waits with a dark purpose.

Look at this. Yes. Combination hookah and coffeemaker. Also makes julienne fries. Will not break. Will not... It broke.

Welcome to Agrabah, city of mystery, of enchantment, and the finest merchandise this side of the river Jordan, on sale today.

Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts.

I come from a land, from a faraway place, where the caravan camels roam.
Where it's flat and immense and the heat is intense.
It's barbaric, but hey, it's home.
When the wind's from the east and the sun's from the west
And the sand in the glass is right
Come on down, stop on by hop a carpet and fly to another Arabian night.

Please, please, come closer. Too close. A little too close.

I can see that you're only interested in the exceptionally rare. I think, then, you would be most rewarded to consider this. Do not be fooled by its commonplace appearance. Like so many things, it is not what is outside, but what is inside that counts.