Queen Elizabeth

— Well, no, that’s the point, Mummy. I know almost nothing.
— You know when to keep your mouth shut. That’s more important than anything.

— Oh, it’s really one of the great paradoxes of being in a position where I have to talk to a great many people, but deep down, I’m happiest with animals.
— That makes two of us.

Forgiveness is very important to me.

Would you like to know perhaps the only advantage of being the Chief Patron of the English Bowling Association? My fellow patrons are frequently too old or too ill to meet.

I am Queen, but I am also a woman. And a wife.

It is not my job to govern. But it is my job to ensure proper governance.