Well, you know what they say. A bullet always tells the truth.

A man can be an artist at anything, food or whatever if you’re good enough at it. Creasy's art is death, and he's about to paint his masterpiece!

— What if there was, you know, say, a kidnapping attempt? What do I do then?
— You do your best. They're not gonna be paying you enough to perform miracles.
— I don't know.
— It's not exactly a scam, Crease. Even at half speed, you're pretty damn good.