Patrick Jane

Can we move, please? I can answer all your questions in motion. I'm clever like that.

Repetition is the lowest form of repartee. Please, we can do a little better than that.

Patrick talking to Lisbon

( — Seduction's not my strong point.
— Seduction's easy once you know the basic principles. There's nothing to it.
— Oh, really? Well, I don't see a crowd of women following you around.
— Why would I want a crowd of women following me around?)

— According to the score, you are a clinical psychopath.
— Wow. Well... certainly explains a lot.

Psychology, Psychologists

Sarcastic Quotes

— You coming or what?
— Are those bulletproof vests?
— Yeah.
— Uh, think not. Good luck.

— Do you know, in seven years, each and every cell is replaced in your body? That means you are literally a different person from when we first met.
— Sadder, but wiser.

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