Nick Spitz

— You're an actress, right?
— All women are actresses, dear. I'm just clever enough to get paid for it.

— You wanna catch a beer?
— I can't. I gotta run a few errands.
— What? You don't want a beer? What's wrong?
— I... got the results back from the detective exam.
— You failed again? This is why I never took that test. All the anxiety and disappointment. At some point, you have to realize you have hit your ceiling and just give up.