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Nadia Vulvokov

14 quotes

Life is like a box of timelines.

The universe is moral, but does it share your views on morality?

I think our friendship can handle me being honest with you.

Friends, Friendship

You're supposed to ask people about their kids. Okay? It's polite. It gives everybody a moment to pretend there's gonna be a future.

Sarcastic Quotes

Sometimes Hail Marys are the best Marys we've got.

Time is relative to your experience.

Life Experience

Interconnection, Relationship

What do time and morality have in common? Relativity. They're both relative to your experience.

Life Experience

Sexualizing self-hatred is the hallmark of any relationship that begins with extra-marital infidelity.

Sarcastic Quotes

— Are you having fun?
— Fun is for suckers, Max. Two minutes ago, I turned 36. Staring down the barrel of my own mortality always beats fun.

— However old you feel, Nad, you definitely sound 22.
— Thank you. It's my bad attitude that keeps me young.

Do you think it's weird that we live in the same neighborhood? Do you think it means anything? Do you think we're dead? That we're the same person? You know, I got a couple of theories that I'm working on. Us being the same person is my current favorite.

And someone stole your shoes? Hey, what the fuck is going on in America, huh?

Sarcastic Quotes

— Can we go sit downstairs in your office like I'm an actual patient?
— I don't think that would suit you. You've always liked the kitchen.
— Why? Why do I like the kitchen?
— Well sustenance, safety, nourishment, all the things you were missing when you were little.

Oh, this is Alan. He's basically a child that the universe has tasked me with babysitting.