Maggie Chester

— Any news on the boyfriend front?
— I was kind of seeing someone. An author.
— And what happened?
— He committed suicide.
— Oh, I'm so sorry.
— It's all right, honestly, really. I didn't really like him very much. I liked him even less after he committed suicide.
— How did he do it?
— Threw himself off a building. He couldn't even do that properly. It was only a 3 storey building. He would have survived, only a car ran him over.
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— What sort of books did he write?
— Self-help.