— Where the hell have you been? — Enjoying death. 007 reporting for duty. Copy quote Share Report a mistake SkyfallJames Bond«M»DeathService, EmploymentIronic Quotes
— I read your obituary of me. — And? — Appalling. — Yeah, I knew you'd hate it. Copy quote Share Report a mistake 2 comments SkyfallJames Bond«M»ObituaryIronic Quotes
Gareth Mallory: — No, what we call this is a retirement planning. Your country has the highest respect for you and your many years of service. When your current posting is completed, you'll be awarded to JSMG with full honors. Congratulations. M: — You are firing me? Gareth Mallory: — No, ma'am, I'm here to oversee the transition period leading to your voluntary retirement in two months' time.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Skyfall«M»Gareth MalloryDismissal, Firing, TerminationPension, RetirementSad Quotes
— Tell me, Commander. How far does your expertise extend into the field of diamonds? — Hardest substance found in nature. They cut glass. Suggest marriage. They've replaced a dog as a girl's best friend. That's about it. — Refreshing to hear there's one subject you're not an expert on. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Diamonds Are ForeverJames BondSir Donald Manger«M»DiamondsIronic Quotes
And another thing, since I've been head of MI6, there's been a 40% drop in double-0 operative casualties. I want it to stay that way. You'll carry the Walther, unless, of course, you prefer to go back to standard intelligence duties. Copy quote Share Report a mistake Dr. NoWeapon
— We're issuing this to all double 0 personnel. — An ordinary black leather case with 20 rounds of ammunition here and here. Now, if you take the top off, you'll find the ammunition inside. On the side here, flat throwing knife. Press that button there, and out she comes. Inside the case you will find an AR-7 folding sniper's rifle, .25 caliber, with an infrared telescopic sight. Then if you pull out these straps, inside are 50 gold sovereigns, 25 in either side. Now, watch very carefully. An ordinary tin of talcum powder. Inside, a tear gas cartridge. That goes in the case against the side here like that. It's magnetized so it won't fall. Shut the case. Now, normally, to open a case like that, you move the catches to the side. If you do, the cartridge will explode in your face. Now, to stop the cartridge exploding, turn the catches horizontally like that, then open normally. Now you try it.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake From Russia with Love«M»QWeaponFunny Quotes
This isn't a personal vendetta, 007. It's an assignment, like any other and if you can't treat it as such, coldly and objectively, 008 can replace you. You've hardly distinguished yourself, have you? You were supposed to observe Mr. Goldfinger, not borrow his girlfriend. Instead of that, Goldfinger goes off to Europe, and it's only by the grace of God, your friend Leiter, and my intervention with the British embassy in Washington, that you're not in the custody of the Miami Beach police.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake GoldfingerEspionage
— M here. — Leiter, sir. It's about 007, sir. We picked up his homer signal. It's monitored into Friendship Airport, Baltimore, where he's just landed. — Baltimore? Nice of him to let us know. Last we heard, he was in Switzerland. — He came in on a private jet, ex-Geneva, registered to our old friend, Auric Goldfinger. — Well, I'm glad he's making progress. Keep an eye on him for us. — Their flight plan gives Blue Grass Field, Kentucky, as their final destination. — Don't charge in on him and spoil anything, will you? He's evidently well on top at the moment.Show full quote Copy quote Share Report a mistake Goldfinger«M»Felix LeiterEspionage