Leslie (Billy) Sunday

— Did you know that ordinary house dust is composed primarily of human skin?
— No sir, I didn't know that.
— Makes you think twice about who you invite into your home.

And remember: One-night stands may be over by morning but syphilis lasts a lifetime.

A chief petty officer shall not drink. However, if he should drink, he shall not get drunk. If he should get drunk, he shall not stagger! If he should stagger, he shall not fall! And if he should fall, he will fall in such a manner as to cover up his rate, so passersby will think he's an officer!

The Navy diver is not a fighting man but a salvage expert. If it's lost, he finds it. If it's sunk, he brings it up. If it's in the way, he moves it. If he's lucky, he'll die 200 feet beneath the waves. That's the closest he'll get to being a hero. Hell, I don't know why anybody'd want to be a Navy diver.

My name is Master Chief Billy Sunday. There was a preacher by the same name who rid Chicago of the whoring spics, drunken wops and motherfucking niggers, who were making that place unfit for decent white folks to live. The only difference between me and that preacher is that he worked for God, and I am God!