— OK, all right. On the reasons-to — stop-seeing-her side, we have One, on-going physical danger. Two, high likelihood of a broken heart. Three, uh, career sabotage. Four, she is clinically insane. Five, she seems to enjoy my pain. Six... 14-piece match set of Louis Vuitton emotional baggage. Seven, I haven't even kissed her yet for god's sake! Uh, 5, 6, 7... Eight, she's ruining my life.
— And the reasons to keep seeing her?
— I'm in love with her.