Jimmy Dix

Okay. Come on, Jimmy, think, think, think. What would Joe do? He'd shoot everybody and smoke some cigarettes. I don't have a gun.

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The Last Boy Scout

— This ain't no game, Flash. Real guns. Real bullets. It's dangerous.
— Danger's my middle name.
— Mine's Cornelius. You tell anybody, I'll kill you.

Joe, if we go any faster, we're gonna travel back in time.

— Leather pants?
— Yeah.
— What's something like that run?
— Six-fifty.
— Six hundred and fifty dollars?
— Yeah.
— They're pants?
— Yeah.
— They don't have, like, a TV in them or something?
— Nope.
— I am very old.

— So I'm thinking I could use a partner. You up for that?
— I don't know anything about being a detective.
— There's nothing to it. This being the '90s, you can't just walk up to a guy and smack him in the face. You gotta say something cool first.

— What the hell is she doing here?
— I followed him. It's not his fault!
— Goddamn it, I'm gonna kill you both.
— Well, you're gonna have to stand in line.

— Where you going?
— To the bathroom. You wanna come? Doc said I shouldn't lift anything heavy.
— No, I'll pass.

Wow. An actual house. I was thinking a cave with skulls and shit.

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The Last Boy Scout

— If Mike knew this was dangerous... why did he just hand it to you, not say anything?
— He was fucking my wife. I die, he gets the wife.

— Cory could've had plenty of rich guys. Me, she loved.
— Oh, love. Well, forget about it, then.
— You don't believe in love?
— Yeah, I believe in love. I believe in cancer.
— What, they're both diseases?
— Yeah, something like that.

Joe Hallenbeck: — Don't touch anything. We don't wanna leave a mess for the cops.
Jimmy Dix: — Oh, my God. You vacuum, I'll dust.
Joe Hallenbeck: — Stay put.
Jimmy Dix: — Go, Tarzan.

Darian Hallenbeck: — What happened to your face?
Joe Hallenbeck: — My God. It speaks. Nothing happened to my face. It always looks like this.
Darian Hallenbeck: — What's wrong with his face?
Jimmy Dix: — His nose is too pointy. His eyes are beady. His ears are too big. He needs a shave.

Jimmy Dix: — For 50 bucks, you could pay a guy to pull her fingernails out one by one.
Joe Hallenbeck: — Anything that much fun, I think I'd rather do it myself.

— Guess you're not worried about the security system either. It's pretty high-tech. I put it in myself. But you probably know how to circumvent, huh?
— Circumvent?
— It's called a vocabulary. You read much?
— My subscription to Jugs Magazine just ran out.

— Get to the good stuff.
— I'll fast-forward.
— No, don't! It eats the tape! Fast-forward eats the fucking tape!
— I'm supposed to know that? Our only evidence and your shitty car ate the tape? Fucking car sucks.
— Shut the fuck up! If this is ruined, I'm gonna crush your nuts. Look at this. This is ruined, I swear to God. Fast-forward eats the tape.

Gangster #1: — Good evening, gentlemen. A bit late for a stroll, you think?
Joe: — You girls ought to get home.
Jimmy Dix: — Yeah, street lights are on.
Jake: — Shut up, fuckface.
Joe: — I'm fuckface, he's asshole.

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<b>Gangster #1:</b> - Good evening, gentlemen. A bit late for a stroll, you think?
<b>Joe:</b> - You girls ought to get home.
<b>Jimmy Dix:</b> - Yeah, street lights are on.
<b>Jake:</b> - Shut up, fuckface.
<b>Joe:</b> - I'm fuckface, he's asshole.

Jimmy Dix

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