Jamie Randall

You meet thousands of people and none of them is really touch you, and then you meet one person, and your life is changed. Forever.

— Hey, Lisa!
— Her name's not Lisa.
— I know. I know. But if every time I say, "Hey, Lisa," then eventually she'll come up to me and she'll be like, you know, "My name's not Lisa, it's Jennifer," or whatever, and I'll do a big apology and I'll say, "I thought you were the Lisa who was mad at me for not calling." And from then on, Jennifer, or whatever her name is, will think that I dated a girl who looked just like her, who I rejected. She'll develop this unconscious need
to win my approval, and from then on, it's cake.
— Damn!