Jaime Lannister

— There will be pain.
— I'll scream.
— Quite a bit of pain.
— I'll scream loudly.

— You are no knight.
— You have forsaken every vow you ever took. So many vows. They make you swear and swear. Defend the king, obey the king, obey your father, protect the innocent, defend the weak. But what if your father despises the king? What if the king massacres the innocent? It's too much. No matter what you do, you're forsaking one vow or another.

It's a strange thing, the first time you cut a man. You realise we're nothing but sacks of meat and blood, and some bone to keep it all standing.

— Three victories don't make you a conqueror.
— It's better than three defeats.

— You would spill blood in this holy place?
— Oh, the gods won't mind. They've spilled more blood than the rest of us combined.

— A parley or a fight?
— He's an old man.
— You've got one hand. My money's on the old boy.

— If your gods are real and if they are just... why is the world so full of injustice?
— Because of men like you.
— There are no men like me. Only me.

— My dear brother, there are times you make me wonder whose side you're on.
— My dear brother, you wound me. You know how much I love my family.

— Very handsome armor. Not a scratch on it.
— I know. People have been swinging at me for years, but they always seem to miss.
— You've chosen your opponents wisely then.
— I have a knack for it.

— What are you doing?
— I'm dying.
— You can't die. You need to live to take revenge.
— I don't care about revenge.
— You coward. A little misfortune and you're giving up.
— Misfor... Misfortune?
— You lost your hand.
— My sword hand I was that hand.
— You have a taste, one taste of the real world where people have important things taken from them, and you whine and cry and quit.

— You'll never be as good.
— No. But as long as I'm better than everyone else, it doesn't matter.

— You should be The Hand of the King.
— That's an honor I can do without. Their days are too long, their lives are too short.

Only a fool makes threats he's not prepared to carry out.

— You have better instincts than any officer in the Lannister army.
— That's like saying I have a bigger cock than anyone in the Unsullied army.