Jack Napier / Joker

I'm only laughing on the outside. My smile is just skin-deep. If you could see inside... I'm really crying. You might join me for a weep.

Tell me something, my friend. You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight?

And now, folks... it's time for, «Who Do You Trust?» Money, money! Who do you trust? Me? I'm giving away free money. And where is the Batman? He's at home, washing his tights.

— You're insane.
— I thought I was a Pisces.

You know how concerned people are about appearances. This is attractive, that is not.

Decent people shouldn't live here. They'd be happier someplace else.

Where does he get those wonderful toys?