Harry Stamper

— You tell me, that these eight Boy Scouts right here, that is the world's hope, that's what you're tellin' me?
— Yeah.
— Oh, Jesus! Damn it!

Ah, Chick, l ain't gonna kill him. Just gonna take a foot off. A man can work with one foot. You remember old Frank Marx who worked with one hand all them years?

— It's not going to Mars anymore. It's gonna try to save this planet. And we need to know what's wrong with it pretty quick. You said we did a bad job of putting it together?
— No, I said you did a pisspoor job of putting it together.

— What's up, Harry? Did NASA find oil on Uranus, man?
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— The United States government just asked us to save the world. Anybody wanna say no?
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— l don't mean to be the materialistic weasel of this group, but... you think we'll get hazard pay out of this?

— Tell me you've never let anybody down before.
— I never quit yet. How's that?
— I guess that'll have to do.

— Harry, this is illegal, man.
— l'm temporarily insane, Rock. lt's all right.

Yeah, one more thing, um...none of them wanna pay taxes again. Ever.

— Hi, honey. Grace, I know I promised you I was comin' home.
— I don't under... Understand.
— Looks like I'm gonna have to break that promise.
— I, um... I lied to you, too, when I told you that I didn't want to be like you. Because I am like you. And everything good that I have inside of me, I have from you. I love you so much, Daddy. I'm so proud of you. I'm so scared. I'm so scared.
— I know it, baby. But there won't be anything to be scared of soon. Gracie, I want you to know that A. J. saved us. He did. I want you to tell Chick that I couldn't have done it without him. None of it. I want you to take care of A. J. I wish I could be there to walk you down the aisle. But I'll... I'll look in on you from time to time, okay, honey? I love you, Grace.
— I love you, too.