Fran Katzenjammer

Fran: Bernard, do you want this? Buy this.
Bernard: What is it?
Fran: It's a thing.
Bernard: Is it?
Fran: Yes.
Bernard: What does it do?
Fran: It's very in.
Bernard: You don't know what it is, do you?
Fran: I-it's very now.

Fran: Bernard? Finished your accounts?
Bernard: Yeah, I've turned them into a rather smart casual jacket.