Elwood J. Blues

— What's this?
— What?
— This car. This stupid car. Where's the Cadillac? The Caddy. Where's the Caddy?
— The what?
— The Cadillac we used to have. The Bluesmobile.
— I traded it.
— You traded the Bluesmobile for this?
— No, for a microphone.
— A microphone? Okay, I can see that.

— What kind of music do you usually have here?
— We got both kinds. We got country and western.

— They wouldn't turn you out, would they?
— Shit. What's one more old nigger to the Board of Education?

— You lied to me.
— It wasn't lies. It was just bullshit.

— Those cops took your license away. They got your name, your address.
— No, they don't got my address. I falsified my renewal. I put down 1060 West Addison.
— 1060 West Addison? That's Wrigley Field.