Driving Instructor

— At the end of the street, we'll turn... We'll turn left! Left, Mr. Kermadec! Fucking turn! Are you stupid? I don't fucking believe it! I've never met a moron like you! You can't tell right from left?
— You said it too late.
— I'll fax you next time! Left is fucking left! Turning a wheel is simple enough!
— To each his own...
— What does a cretin like you do? Circus clown? Zoo-keeper? Dole officer?
— All three.
— You should've said...
— I'll fax you next time?